Just for fun…an excerpt from the production I’ve just been in which has been keeping me pretty busy over the last few weeks. This is to the tune of ‘Teenage dirtbag’ by Wheatus…
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His name is Eric
I’m surfing his Facebook profile
He’s agnostic
And we have ten friends in common
He’ll always show
On ‘People you may know’
But he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me
‘cos I’m just a Facebook stalker baby
Yeah I’m just a Facebook stalker baby
Send a friend request, one day maybe, to me
Oooooooh…
His profile pic’s hot
And we like all the same movies
Don’t know if he’s got
A girlfriend or boyfriend but
He’s ‘interested in’
Friendship and Dating
But he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me
‘cos I’m just a Facebook stalker baby
Yeah I’m just a Facebook stalker baby
Throw a sheep at me, one day maybe, at me
Ooooooh…
Facebook stalker…no, I’m not on his mini-feed yet
Facebook stalker…one day we’ll have a shared facebook pet
No this can’t be true…
His profile has gone to private
What will I do?
Perhaps I should SuperPoke him
But then he sends
A request to be friends
How does he know who I am?
And what will grow from the mystery pot…
You’ll feature in all my Facebook status updates
I think I’ve found my online soulmate
“Eric is just a Facebook stalker like you”
Oooooooh…
Facebook stalker…no, I’m not on his mini-feed yet
Facebook stalker…one day we’ll have a shared facebook pet
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Haha that’s great! YouTube it, heaps of hits for sure.
Comment by Zac Martin September 21, 2008 @ 9:26 pmcool beans ! i love the tune, and the lyrics are awesome.
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Comment by thewabbit September 22, 2008 @ 8:29 amAwesome stuff Kat! and yeah, to echo Zac’s suggestion.. you should sooo Youtube it..
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