If Twitter were a tabloid…this is what it might look like

Nothing like a healthy dose of self-deprecation.
We’re finally getting some research into social media, hooray! Some more scientific than others.
First up, these tips on how to get followers on Twitter really made me realise how fixated we get on followers. Not the size of our impact, but how many followers we have.
How many times have you received Facebook friend requests from people you know but don’t talk to? Or from people you don’t know at all? It’s as if there’s a competition for the number of friends you have (one cousin has over 3000, and counting).
So how do you get Twitter followers? Always Be Linking. To random stuff people will click on. Repeat yourself. Follow people even if you don’t know them and aren’t interested in them. As many as possible. Attach yourself to popular people. Repeat yourself.
Sound like a familiar strategy?
Sounds a little bit like spam to me…
Speaking of spam, and size – check out this research paper from UCSD about the response rate for spam.
They’ve done a study on how many spam emails actually get read and how many actually lead to sales/computer infections. How? They actually extracted data from three existing spam bots running with a Storm worm.
The results are interesting. For your everyday ‘pharmaceutical’ (read: ‘give her a BIG surprise’) spam:
- about 350 million emails were sent over 19 days
- 76% were not delivered/blocked
- 10,000 people visited the site promoted
- only 28 actually made a purchase
That’s a conversion rate of 0.0000081%. (Yet it still apparently remains profitable enough…)
So, spam is not the way to go. Great example of HIGH AWARENESS, low influence.
Filed under: 1 | Tags: broadcast, impersonations, MLC, online advertising, twitter
Yes, I should be revising or sleeping, but I’m curious about a couple of things…
- How does Twitter make money? DOES it make money?
- Can you sue for online impersonation, say, the kevinrudd account on Twitter (not kevinruddpm)
- I saw an ad just before about an interactive feature which is meant to be on the MLC website. Something about joining their panel of experts for discussing…stuff. Um. Want to know more about this one!
A lot of people are talking about politicians on Twitter and whether they should be using it to just broadcast or actually interact and address issues that come up. Now one of my favourite clubs has jumped on the bandwagon and I’m wondering where they should draw the line…
I think there are a few possible levels of involvement on Twitter, from lowest to highest:
- Broadcast – you just write your own updates
- Listen – you write your own updates and follow others passively
- Respond – you write updates and also reply to @ twitters
- Interact – you write, respond and create @ responses to others’ tweets
- Engage – you write to provoke responses and actively interact, creating…conversation.
As a politician you don’t really have time to engage. In fact, if you’re engaging all the time then I’d start wondering if you’re really doing anything with my taxes at all.
Most people are saying that politicians can acceptably draw the line at Responding.
However, the club that’s just joined Twitter currently looks like it’s just stopping at Broadcasting.
Is that okay? Can they just stop at giving us information? How far can they go towards engaging?
[Edit: Just found the Darth Vader Twitter - hilarious enough to get away with Broadcast any day.]
Filed under: 1 | Tags: 140, David Ogilvy, impersonations, Mad Men, twitter
Name katherineliew
Location Australia
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@David_Ogilvy When you added me, I was confused. Aren’t you dead? (Sorry.) Twitter profile info is limited, so if I hadn’t known it couldn’t be you I might have believed it was. But now I see…you’re part of an elaborate ring of Twitter accounts mostly made up of characters from ‘Mad Men’, the AMC TV show. Fan-based or sneaky advertising strategy, I wonder? Well if you’re run by AMC, then the litigation and account closure of some main characters was a clever touch. Makes you realize how easy it is to impersonate on Twitter. Whether this is good advertising, good UGC or potential brand hijacking, I can now say Ogilvy is following me…
about time to watch TV from AMC


